Full moon assmunchers

So I am tracking to see if there IS a full moon, paranormal, kinetic energy, land zone/hot zone, bell curve pattern to why people go F-ing CRAZY cyclically. Here at work we have noticed that the up and down periods go in some kind of cycle. So I am going to be the first to really test and measure here. I think I already have a theory. It’s the end of fiscal quarters. Well, actually it starts exactly 8 days from the last day of the quarter so far it has not let up as we are in day 3 of the next quarter.

I say the fuckcycle didn’t end yet, as this morning I was DRAG racing with some assmunch in a SEMI. Yes an 18 wheeler. I was passing him, in the SLOW Lane, and he purposely spend up and forced me to off road in a puddle filled shoulder while I was trying to beat him in a merge, THEN after I let him pass, he SLAMMED on his breaks—which actually SMOKED—and then he made a turn right away. Like he freaking could NOT wait. Seriously!! And it was not even 6:30 AM!!!

Looking back in my calendar, I even wrote TODAY SUCKED on the 24th of June. Actually it looked like this on my wide open desk: “SUCKED!!!”—with a double underline, in bright orange.
I leave my written calendar open on my desk; I wonder what my desk visitors and boss will say. Although I questioned her already, and she had a craptastic week as well.

So Anyone have any thoughts on this?? Does it not seem to go in cycles for you? Has anyone already performed extensive batteries of tests on this? Fill me in.

Ergo, the only good thing to come out of last week, was that I finally MADE myself open Bella’s college fund last Friday. It is done. Mission Completion.
And that is about it.

Thank god for this three day weekend which starts in about t-minus 2 hours for me. Adieu!